TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AT A BAD CIRCUS

Top Ten Signs You are at a Bad Circus

10. Some clown won't quit hitting on you

9. Sideshow is Perez Hilton interviewing Lady Gaga

8. Clown car comfortably seats four

7. Britney Spears won't quit singing

6. Sad clown all hopped up on Prozac

5. Cotton candy is 60% real cotton

4. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

3. Lion tamer spends forty-five minutes taunting Montecore

2. Tent smells like diet meth and Crystal Pepsi

And the number one sign you are at a bad circus...

1. Michael Buffer opens the show with "Let's get ready to rumble!"

-Jason Rohrblogger
(5/18/09)