Friday, May 15, 2009


Top Ten Republican Comeback Ideas

10. Shoot ALL lawyers in the face

9. Palin/Prejean 2012

8. Free KFC for everyone!

7. Stop politicizing abortion, global warming, evolution, gay marriage, and cable news networks

6. Get Octomom to register all of her offspring, get off welfare

5. Pass a budget that actually lowers taxes and reduces government

4. Exploding cigar sent to Jon Stewart

3. Cut and run

2. Hire Rielle Hunter to videotape Barack Obama

And the number one Republican comeback idea...

1. They send one of yours to the senate, you send one of theirs to the morgue

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Rumsfeld/Limbaugh 2016
Preemptive war with France
Find Osama bin Laden, make him run against Arlen Specter
Nuke Berkeley


Sateen Dura-luxe said...

HIL-arious. Geniousness, sir.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ah, Ms. Dura-luxe, I thank you for your kind comment. And your awesome avatar...


Atomic Bombshell said...

Some of these could seriously work.