Sunday, May 24, 2009

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S SUMMER IN LOS ANGELES

Top Ten Signs It's Summer in Los Angeles

10. Tanning beds mothballed until Fall

9. Smog layer glistens

8. Buses disgorge fresh batch of teenage runaways from Midwest

7. Four-hour waits at DPSO: Discount Plastic Surgery Outlet

6. New seasonal Coke flavor: SPF 30

5. Roseanne Barr takes down her Christmas decorations

4. Smokers forced to stand outside in sun risking two forms of cancer

3. Characters at Disneyland issued tank tops and cut-offs

2. Marines storm Paris Hilton's beach blanket in effort to stem the tide of herpes

And the number one sign it's summer in Los Angeles...

1. Film critics praise screening of "Angels & Demons" as "...fabulously air-conditioned..."

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/07/05)

And the alternate...

Richard Simmons' star on Hollywood Walk of Fame bursts into flames

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Most of these are frighteningly accurate. Especially #8. Although I can only imagine item #2 would only SPREAD the disease even more.