INSULT GENERATOR

Sorry about the huge empty space in this post! I write HTML table code the way George W. Bush speaks English.

Insult Generator (Insulterator?)

Sometimes life calls for more than just a token epithet to register your loathing and disgust. Pick one from Column A, one from Column B, and one from Column C. Wars have been started for less. Click here to begin...

-A-	-B-	-C-
Filthy	Lawn	Monger
Big Hairy	Hound	Spangler
Smelly	Porch	Kisser
Unshaven	Nerf	Herder
Illiterate	Drunk	Fossil
Unsavory	Swine	Licker
Swarthy	Husband	Puncher
Spackled	Politician	Fondler
Unfaithful	Sewer	Gambler
Rancid	Crotch	Nazi
Cheating	Bum	Cleaner
Racist	Bailout	Jockey
Lazy	Elderberry	Swallower
Butt Hurt	Trash	Head
Country Fried	Mud	Sucker
Horny	Cheese	Addict
Convicted	Donkey	Tickler
Evil	Hiney	Polisher
Uneducated	Porn	Smuggler

-Jason Rohrblogger
(5/12/09)