TOP TEN CREEPY SANTA PICKUP LINES

The Top Ten Creepy Santa Pickup Lines

10. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly

9. I come more than once a year

8. My wreath is hung

7. Show me how you to make it onto the naughty list

6. I want to slide down your chimney

5. That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you

4. Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers

3. I got your stocking stuffer right here

2. I'm just a fat, bearded, reindeer jockey of love!

And the number one creepy Santa pickup line...

1. I've got a loaded elf in my pants

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/17/08)

And the alternates...

That's not eggnog
Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?
The yuletide is gay, but I'm not