TOP TEN WAYS THE $750 BILLION GOVERNMENT BAILOUT WILL BE SPENT

Top Ten Ways the $750 Billion Government Bailout will be Spent

10. $109 billion for corporate jet cozies for American Express

9. $135 billion to shore up the Congressional private escort industry

8. $11 billion for Sarah Palin's wardrobe

7. $137 billion to get welfare queens off the rolls and free up more money for AIG

6. $44 billion for Ford to develop an SUV that burns sub-prime mortgages

5. $151 billion for an oversight committee to determine where the $750 billion should be spent

4. $19.99 for subscription to Oversight Magazine

3. $68 billion on Phantom Philly to place in the sixth race

2. $57 billion to buy the administration a clue

And the number one way the $750 billion government bailout will be spent...

1. $190 billion for a stock market that runs on wishes and dreams

Total cost for the $750 billion bailout = $902 billion

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/14/08)