Sunday, December 14, 2008

TOP TEN WAYS THE $750 BILLION GOVERNMENT BAILOUT WILL BE SPENT

Top Ten Ways the $750 Billion Government Bailout will be Spent

10. $109 billion for corporate jet cozies for American Express

9. $135 billion to shore up the Congressional private escort industry

8. $11 billion for Sarah Palin's wardrobe

7. $137 billion to get welfare queens off the rolls and free up more money for AIG

6. $44 billion for Ford to develop an SUV that burns sub-prime mortgages

5. $151 billion for an oversight committee to determine where the $750 billion should be spent

4. $19.99 for subscription to Oversight Magazine

3. $68 billion on Phantom Philly to place in the sixth race

2. $57 billion to buy the administration a clue

And the number one way the $750 billion government bailout will be spent...

1. $190 billion for a stock market that runs on wishes and dreams

Total cost for the $750 billion bailout = $902 billion

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/14/08)

1 comment:

Mberenis said...

Grrrrrrrrrreat blog!!!

Don't let the recession get you down. When was the last time you looked at government grants? With the bailout, there is more money than ever. Don't miss out.

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