TOP TEN REJECTED SLOT MACHINE THEMES

Top Ten Rejected Slot Machine Themes

10. Enron

9. Interracial Smackdown

8. Awkward Moment

7. Shoeless Baby

6. Degenerate Loser

5. Getting OJ Simpson's Memorabilia Back

4. Trip to the Poorhouse

3. Money Eater

2. Replacing the Fine Jackpot Normally Won with Folger's Crystals. Let's See if Anyone Notices

And the number one rejected slot machine theme...

1. Foreclosure

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/27/08)

And the alternates...

Hurricane Katrina of Winnings!
George W. Recession
Waterboard of Fortune