TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO BUSY FOR CHRISTMAS

Top Ten Signs You are too Busy for Christmas

10. Spent more time on the road than a traffic cone

9. Decided to buy your Christmas turkey on E-bay

8. Your toys for tots include whiskey, cigarettes, and lottery tickets

7. Left Santa milk, cookies, and three TPS reports to complete

6. Christmas tree decked out in beer cans and toilet paper

5. All gifts wrapped in leftover ham

4. You argue that most evidence points to Jesus really being born in August anyway

3. You bought the eggs but forgot the nog

2. Request your wife TIVO the whole thing so you can watch it when you get home

And the number one sign you are too busy for Christmas...

1. You are just getting around to finding your Easter eggs

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/20/08)