TOP TEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYERS

Top Ten Habits of Highly Effective Professional Baseball Players

10. Cocaine

9. Hookers

8. Chewing tobacco

7. Alcohol

6. Wife beating

5. Corking

4. Drunk driving

3. Divorce

2. Gambling

And the number one habit of highly effective professional baseball players...

1. Steroids

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/25/09)