TOP TEN ITEMS FOR SALE IN THE MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION
Top Ten Items for Sale in the Michael Jackson Auction
10. The other glove
9. High-mileage Elephant Man
8. An assortment of noses
7. Macaulay Culkin
6. One Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card, used
5. Tito
4. Tanning bed, new in box
3. An unspecified amount of hush money
2. Gates to Neverland, Never-Never Land, and Okay, Once, But I Didn't Like It Land
And the number one item for sale at the Michael Jackson Auction...
1. Blood-stained carousel
-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/19/09)
And the alternates...
Case of Pepsi, unused
An assortment of ebony and ivory
Plaid flannel shirt, khaki Dockers
1 comment:
Here's to a great entry! (raising my can of Jesus juice!)
(This is off topic, but I just got a blogger word verification of "shwang." Like past tense of shwing, right? Ha!)
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