TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT GOOGLE

Top Ten Projects in Development at Google

10. Ads based on how early in the morning you are still on Facebook trying to get a date

9. A web browser that doesn't suck

8. Ability to help rocking horse people find marshmallow pies

7. Text ads in braille

6. Page rank system that returns results based on whether or not Simon Cowell likes them

5. Ability to search your feelings, you know it to be true

4. Location of Waldo, Carmen San Diego, and Osama bin Laden

3. G-spot mail

2. 1.2 million results per page

And the number one project in development at Google...

1. A search function to find your lost virginity

-Jason Rohrblogger
(5/21/09)