TOP TEN REASONS JASON IS ON HIATUS

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Top Ten Reasons Jason Is on Hiatus

10. Gotta train a race of super squirrels to do laundry

9. This Smirnoff-and-SlimFast ain't gonna drink itself

8. Rug burn

7. Got your chocolate in my peanut butter

6. Picking up an extra shift at the humor-packing plant

5. Can't talk. "CSI: Dubuque" is on.

4. Standing in line for the next Star Wars

3. Attracting too many ravenous groupies

2. Replacing fine coffee normally served with Folger's Crystals

And the number one reason Jason is on hiatus...

1. Could only think of nine reasons

-Rohrblogger out...
(05/27/05)